I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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