i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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