just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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