like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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