did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
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