do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
