I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
We talked him into tasing himself.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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