Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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