4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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