3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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