Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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