Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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