talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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