I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I FOUND THE LEGS
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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