you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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