Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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