who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
