we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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