Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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