FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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