so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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