My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
