C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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