omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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