Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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