This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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