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(630): View more from Illinois

I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me

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(614): View more from Ohio

I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?

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(443): View more from Maryland

My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.

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(713): View more from Texas

if only i could text you this smell

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(856): View more from New Jersey

are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins

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(239): View more from Florida

Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.

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(360): View more from Washington

I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.

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(678): View more from Georgia

He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.

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