Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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