This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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