The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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