I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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