you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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