I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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