I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
What a dumb baby whore.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
