Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
