oh god the rape fog is back!
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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