so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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