We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
