I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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