Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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