can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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