Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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