I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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