so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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