I'm drive I can fine osifer
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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