yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
