Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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