I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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