FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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