She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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