You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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