Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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